Santa is called for an interview in some firm. Officer looks at Santa Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa , after seeing your qualifications I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly…U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly…P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U…..G…..L …… Y…..(Officer shouts)
S : P ….. I ….. C ….. H ……. H …… L ….. Y……(Our sardar also shouts)

#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected …….. ……. and
This is how Santa got his job.

Santa : Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta : Post office.

संता: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
बंता: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!